Quotes, September 2014

“Our sexual energy, when not properly mastered, is transformed into anger.”
-Paulo Coelho

“When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.”
-Lao Tzu

“When will rappers & skanks realize God’s not the only one who gets to judge them on their actions? We do too. It’s called CONSEQUENCES.”
-Nils Parker

“Knowing what you don’t know is more useful than being brilliant.”
-Charlie Munger

“It seems that we’re better at finding someone to blame for our problems than we are at finding creative solutions to fix them.”
-Neil deGrasse Tyson

“When you would rather die than leave something unsaid, you are a writer.”
-Erin Tyler

“We never learn from history because nobody bothers to ask – has anyone done this before? How did it end?”
-Martin Armstrong

“Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.”
-C.G. Jung

“Your kid’s ordinary. And so are you.”
-Gary Janetti

“Violence isn’t the only answer, but it is the final answer.”
-Jack Donovan

“Every fanatic middle east caveman motherfucker is SURE they know what happens to you after you die. They don’t got hot water, though.” -@CoolAssMarvin

“Hey, guy driving the Kia minivan 60mph in the left lane, I know you feel dead inside and I hate her too, but I need you in a different lane.”

“Gaffe-focused journalism: revenge of intelligent people who know true evils are out there but lack the access/time to get to them.”
-Alain de Botton

“Which slave to the banking system are you voting for after tonights debate? red tie asshole or blue tie asshole?” -@CoolAssMarvin

“NYC Marathon cancelled: runners are scrambling to find some other meaningless accomplishment to use as a proxy for control over their lives.”
-Nils Parker

“No, no, you’re not thinking; you’re just being logical.” -Niels Bohr