“If you say you believe authority seeks anything other than its own continuance, you’re lying or stupid or eight years old.”
-Erin Tyler
“If you think cat food is for cats, how come it doesn’t come in mouse flavor?” -Seth Godin
“I’m smart enough to know that being smart is not enough.”
– @donni
“My grandma said the Internet has completely ruined people’s ability to communicate properly. I told her she didn’t know fuck about shit.”
-@DepecheALAmode
“From school to work, I’ve spent the majority of my life staring out a window, waiting to leave.”
-Julius Sharpe
“Those who tell the stories, rule the world.”
-Hopi Indian proverb
“Super excited about things I’m going to do; never excited about things I’m actually doing.”
-Michael Ian Black
“The world is changed by examples, not by opinions.”
-Paulo Coelho
“People try to criticize Tucker Max for writing “stupid books” but I’ve had to look up more words in Assholes Finish First than I did in Crime And Punishment.”
-David S.
“The maxim of the middlemind: the culture you know the least has all the answers.”
-The Last Psychiatrist
“The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek.”
-Joseph Campbell
“I feel like the future is going to be decided by conflict between two groups of people: Those willing to believe lies, and those who won’t.”
-Erin Tyler
“No man is really changed by success. Success works like a truth drug…revealing what has always been inside his head.”
-Albert Goldman
“Everybody wonders if they’re fat and nobody wonders if they’re boring.”
-Alex Baze
“Opinions are like assholes, I think mine’s pretty tight but I’ve never really examined it.”
-@mattytalks
“Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.”
-Tucker Max