Quotes, July 2014

“If you say you believe authority seeks anything other than its own continuance, you’re lying or stupid or eight years old.”
-Erin Tyler

“If you think cat food is for cats, how come it doesn’t come in mouse flavor?” -Seth Godin

“I’m smart enough to know that being smart is not enough.”
– @donni

“My grandma said the Internet has completely ruined people’s ability to communicate properly. I told her she didn’t know fuck about shit.”

“From school to work, I’ve spent the majority of my life staring out a window, waiting to leave.”
-Julius Sharpe

“Those who tell the stories, rule the world.”
-Hopi Indian proverb

“Super excited about things I’m going to do; never excited about things I’m actually doing.”
-Michael Ian Black

“The world is changed by examples, not by opinions.”
-Paulo Coelho

“People try to criticize Tucker Max for writing “stupid books” but I’ve had to look up more words in Assholes Finish First than I did in Crime And Punishment.”
-David S.

“The maxim of the middlemind: the culture you know the least has all the answers.”
-The Last Psychiatrist

“The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek.”
-Joseph Campbell

“I feel like the future is going to be decided by conflict between two groups of people: Those willing to believe lies, and those who won’t.”
-Erin Tyler

“No man is really changed by success. Success works like a truth drug…revealing what has always been inside his head.”
-Albert Goldman

“Everybody wonders if they’re fat and nobody wonders if they’re boring.”
-Alex Baze

“Opinions are like assholes, I think mine’s pretty tight but I’ve never really examined it.”

“Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.”
-Tucker Max